czelticgirl

May 29

Monkey. Tea party.

Wonderful.

Make sure you check out the entire photoset.

May 28

Yes. This.

If I see one more trailer for Prometheus I’m going to scream. I don’t need to see the whole film to want to see any film. I remember the trailer for the original Alien was just the fucking egg, the title and the words ”In space no one can hear you scream.” and I was SOLD. These days people want to spoil everything before we even get to the theater.

Okay, rant done.

And get off my lawn.

May 25

So true.

(via fuckyeahilovetea)

The latest of Scott C’s Great Showdowns.

scottlava:

“I don’t see how that’s a party.”

WATCH the making of for this showdown right HERE!

Do you know where your towel is?

Happy Towel Day!

May 23

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: Oryx

We still shake hands in 2012. Whoever has been teaching Capt. Rogers modern social conduct is asked to do it properly. Convincing him that it is socially required to slap someone’s backside as a form of greeting is, shockingly, inappropriate.

On a related note, due to the increased number of sexual harassment complaints, there will be a mandatory meeting dedicated to appropriate behavior in the work place. Capt. Rogers is required to attend.]

This commercial makes me root for Skynet

Best laugh I've had all day. There are not words for how much this commercial annoys me.
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

I before E, indeed. (Though, based on the trailer I saw, this is hardly the only thing wrong with the film.)

pareene:

ex-genius:

mrdavidgordon:

Dear Baz Luhrmann,

I before E.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ziegfeld_Follies

David Gordon, flim copyeditor.

HA.

(via laughterkey)

May 22

(via everyonelovescatss)

May 21

cumberchameleon:

Doctor Who Giveaway!

As a celebration of reaching a certain amount of followers (thank you so much!) I’ve decided to do a Doctor Who giveaway, with a bonus issue of the Radio Times with Benedict Cumberbatch on the cover. The prize is above and includes:

Doctor and Martha collectable stamps - limited edition, 1 of 1500

Martha figure, still in the packaging

Davros figure, still in the packaging

Mini Sticker book

DVDs - The Christmas Invasion/New Earth, The Runaway Bride/Music and Monster (Doctor Who Confidential) slightly damaged and Voyage of the Damned/Time Crash/Doctor Who Confidential

Postcard of the Doctor

Bonus Radio Times with Benedict Cumberbatch on the cover

I will ship anywhere. The rules are:

Please just reblog this post - no likes. I will only count one reblog per person/blog.

You don’t have to be following me, but it would be really nice if you did. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Please keep your ask box open otherwise I won’t be able to contact you if you win.

The deadline (ooh that sounds serious) will be June 1st 2012 and then I will put all the names of the blogs who reblogged the post into a hat. The winner will be picked completely at random and will be notified within a week.

Good luck and happy Tumbling!